Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
| Aviation jokes
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE
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What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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The cannibal king was having
| Cannibal jokes
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must g
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Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.