What is the best
| Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off'
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
| Men jokes
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Teacher: In music, if "f" means
| School jokes
Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
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Igor: Only
| Monster jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
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Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.