Where do you take a sick horse?
| Horse jokes
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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I was married 3 times
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !