How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Computers make very fast, very accurate

| Computer jokes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

| Brother and sister jokes

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

| Bicycle jokes

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?'

| Birthday jokes

What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

| Women jokes

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?