Why do Apes like tall buildings?
| Gorilla jokes
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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How do you make a Venetian blind?
| Blind jokes
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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Men are
| Men jokes
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
| Dance jokes
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
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What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !