What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
| Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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A big fat housewife is on her hands and
| Dirty jokes
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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What did the metric alien say ?
| Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !