Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
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What is a parrot's favorite game ?
| Bird jokes
What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
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Why are frogs no good at
| Internet jokes
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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An Indian,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"
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Q: Why do bagpipers
| Music jokes
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.