What song does a car radio play?
| Car and train jokes
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
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Why do Chihuahuas have such short
| Dog jokes
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
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Why is King Kong big and hairy?
| King Kong jokes
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Why is 4,840 square
| Teeth jokes
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!