Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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What did the dentist see at the
| Dentist jokes
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
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What did the mother ghost tell
| Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
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Barber: And how
| Hair and bald jokes
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
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It was Christmas
| Christmas jokes
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he sna
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A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh i know.” So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said “Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?” His wife just said “Hair Restorer with a permanent wave.”