How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
| Lawyer jokes
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Why do artists never win when they play
| Sport jokes
Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
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A man was in court charged with
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Slim walked into his local post office
| Idiot and fool jokes
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
| Baby jokes
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a bee Buzz off can’t you see I’m busy?