On the first day at school the girls were
| Children jokes
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !
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Two really
| Old age jokes
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?". The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit." So t
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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
| Fishing jokes
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blo
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What do you get if you cross a chicken
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
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Q: What did one math book say to the
| School jokes
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. “Excuse me,” he said, “have you lost something?” “No,” replied one of the doctors. “We’re doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.”