How do you make a milkshake?
| Cow jokes
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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A man comes home early from work
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"
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A golfer, playing a round
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lo
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Why were the vets and pounds
| Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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Husband: What do you love most, my
| Marriage jokes
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.
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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was in bed.” “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”