Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
| Men jokes
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Why
| Halloween jokes
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
| Mouse jokes
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
| Witch jokes
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
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The police are looking for a
| Police jokes
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”