Q: How is lightning like a violist's
| Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
| Cannibal jokes
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
| Military jokes
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
| College jokes
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.