Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal'
[ read more ]
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the s
[ read more ]
Teacher: Give me three reasons
| School jokes
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
[ read more ]
A little boy came running into the kitchen.
| Beauty jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
[ read more ]
Doctor: You need new glasses
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
[ read more ]
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!