A Texan, a Russian, and
| Ethnic jokes
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, says the waiter. The Texan says, What's a shortage? The Russian says, What's a steak? The New Yorker says, What'
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At the inquest
| Dead and dying jokes
At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250
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How do you keep a dog from barking in your
| Dog jokes
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
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Did you hear about the tree's
| Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
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What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.