As he was
| Military jokes
As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?" "What?" asked the recruit innocently. "I said -- they are all out of st
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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Q: How did the frog cross the
| Frog jokes
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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What should you do if a vampire borrows your
| Vampire jokes
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
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In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”