Why did the boy become an
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Why couldn't the baby camel
| Internet jokes
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
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Treadwell walked into a Biloxi
| Idiot and fool jokes
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.