Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the
| Religious jokes
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment
| Firefighter jokes
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
| Car and train jokes
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
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What makes an ideal present for
| Monster jokes
What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
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When do computers
| Computer jokes
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
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What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.