Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
| Ghost jokes
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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What did they do to the burger who thought he
| Burger jokes
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
| Rabbit jokes
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
| Pig jokes
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
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Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk. In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak. Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready?