When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Why were the two managers sitting
| Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
| Computer jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minute
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I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!