A lady with a
| Marriage jokes
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
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What do you do if King Kong sits in
| King Kong jokes
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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What was wrong with the boy's
| Christmas jokes
What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
| School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!