Q: Why did the farmer call his
| Farmer jokes
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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What happened when the monster kissed his one
| Humor jokes
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
| Blonde jokes
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone an
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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just
| Pig jokes
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
| Farmer jokes
Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"
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Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ? It was a scream !