What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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What do you call a monster with two wooden
| Monster jokes
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
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How does a girl vampire flirt?
| Vampire jokes
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!