Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
| Divorce jokes
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"
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Q. Where can you dance in California?
| Dance jokes
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to
| Dirty jokes
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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What's worse than a
| Women jokes
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked. ‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy. ‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. ‘I’ll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,’ replied Jimmy !