What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
Category: Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who’s having a
How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
How can you tell if someone who’s just had
How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
How does a door chime answer the phone?
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
How does a lobster answer the phone?
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
What did the answering machine say to the
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
How do, like, really laid-back types answer
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.