Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts … and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
Category: Political jokes
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.
Republican parents have
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
Democrats do much of their shopping at
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night television.