What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
Category: Mouse jokes
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
What’s gray and furry on
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
Hickory hickory dock.
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
What do angry rodents send each other at
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !