What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
Category: Monster jokes
Mr Monster:
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I’ve only got three pairs of hands.
On her annual visit to another planet,
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why?” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
What happened when the monster stole a bottle
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.