What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
Category: Horse jokes
What is a horses favourite kind of party?
What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.
What is a horse’s favourite sport?
What is a horse’s favourite sport? Stable tennis!
What has four legs and see just as well from
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
What happened to the man who owned a riding
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
What happened to the horse that swallowed a
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he
What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
What goes “Clip”?
What goes “Clip”? A one legged horse!
What equine likes to cut in line?
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!