What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

| Criminal jokes

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!

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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend

| Witch jokes

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

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I have a friend who is a pilot on a

| Aviation jokes

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

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Hotel

| Bath jokes

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

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What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!