Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
| Criminal jokes
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
| Witch jokes
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a
| Aviation jokes
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
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What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!