Why are Gorillas underpaid? They’re willing to work peanuts!
Category: Gorilla jokes
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright? Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Which two names figure prominently in every
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet? Ben/Anna!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Which song title makes an Ape
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
Which operetta make the Gorilla
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!