Two hunters
| Hunting jokes
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and h
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How do you catch the Easter
| Easter jokes
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
| School jokes
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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Three New Zealanders and three
| Travel and tourist jokes
Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one tick
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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!