First ghoul: You don’t look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I’m dead on my feet.
Category: Dead and dying jokes
Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?
What do you find in a zombie’s veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
What do you call a man who has been
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
What has four legs, a tail,
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.