Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk
| School jokes
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
[ read more ]
A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
| Horse jokes
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet'
[ read more ]
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
| Money jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
[ read more ]
Q: What do Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
[ read more ]
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
[ read more ]
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.