What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!
Category: Cow jokes
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What do cows get when they do all their
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What do cows get when they are sick?
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
What do cows do when they’re introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
What do cows do for entertainment?
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? “Hey! Look at the cow’s nest!”
What did the cow wear to the football game?
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
What did the calf say to the silo?
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder in there?”