Category: Computer jokes

Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.

I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there’s a lot of crackling.

Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….

Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand? ” My right hand.” ” Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch.”

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it could not find the printer. The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not ‘see’ the printer.

How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only “This page intentionally left blank”.