What is the cat’s favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
Category: Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !
How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold
How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I’m paw !
What do cat
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
How do cats
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
What looks like half a cat ?
What looks like half a cat ? The other half !