A Maintenance
| Military jokes
A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff S
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Every night, after dinner, a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and l
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French
| Humor jokes
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Why did the horse go behind the
| Horse jokes
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
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Why do we paint
| Easter jokes
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !