What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
Category: Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
What do actuaries do to liven up
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
Why do some accountants
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
What’s an actuary?
What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
Why did God invent economists?
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
When does a person decide to become an
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
What’s the definition of a good tax
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What’s the definition of an
What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
How many accountants
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? “What kind of answer did you have in mind?” Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.