What did the burglar say to the
| Criminal jokes
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Q: Why did God
| Religious jokes
Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.
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What do polar bears have for lunch ?
| Various animal jokes
What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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What's another name for an assistant stable
| Horse jokes
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !