Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

What did the burglar say to the

| Criminal jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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Q: Why did God

| Religious jokes

Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

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What do polar bears have for lunch ?

| Various animal jokes

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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What's another name for an assistant stable

| Horse jokes

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !