How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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What's big and ugly and drinks
| Monster jokes
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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The Senate is investigating
| Old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.