Ole

What purrs along the road and leaves

| Various animal jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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Did you hear about the farmer who

| Cow jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

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What do you call 500

| Ethnic jokes

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

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Karen: Have you noticed

| Hair and bald jokes

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole says “Jeez, okay,” and gets up from his coffee. The next day they’re sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast declares “There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets.” Again, Ole says “Jeez, okay,” and gets up from his coffee. Two days later, again they’re sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast says, “There will be 6 to 9 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the – ” Just then the power goes out and Ole doesn’t get the rest of the instructions. He turns to Lena and says “Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?” Lena replies “Aw, Ole, why don’t you just leave the car in the garage today?”