Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Q: Which is easier for a man to
| Women jokes
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
| Men jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Why did the spider
| Insect jokes
Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’