Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so

What do you call a pig thief?

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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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What is a banged-up used

| Car and train jokes

What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.

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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?

| Dance jokes

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

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What has long ears, hops and likes

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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.

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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.