Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
| Ethnic jokes
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
| Judge jokes
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want t
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
| Business jokes
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by
| Dog jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!