These two Scottish characters are chatting. One

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team

| Weather jokes

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

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A couple was having a discussion about what

| Money jokes

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only wo

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Waiter, waiter!

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

| Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes

| Ethnic jokes

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top

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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the watch. “Really?” “Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed.”