It was Halloween and three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g
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Many people in computer labs will assure
| Computer jokes
Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first
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How many triage nurses does it take
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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Doctor, doctor, I
| Computer jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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What do you call a ghost on the
| Internet jokes
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
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Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress? Candice Berger!