FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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A guy walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT
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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
| Cowboy jokes
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
| Various animal jokes
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds,
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’? I’ve been flamed!