Why did the music student have a piano in the
| Music jokes
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
| Music jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
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Q: What do you call the
| Music jokes
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the
| Religious jokes
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
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Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?